Holy Choosing Sides, Batman!
WHO'S IN YOUR FIGHTING-FIVE CIRCLE?
OK, it's the Ultimate Showdown!
It's just you and five of your FICTIONAL friends (human, super-powered, robotic, alien, androidal, past, present, future, etc.) left to fight the final battle against whatever fantastic version of evil is about to end it all.
Whom do you choose to fight alongside? I choose:
1. Jaime Sommers (the original BIONIC WOMAN), a knockout in all senses of the word. Plus, if it's only the 6 of us left, she'll at least have some tech that maybe we could use inside of her.
2. Kelly Garrett (of the original CHARLIE'S ANGELS), for her glam judo skills and her kickass looks and, of course, her ability to quickly disguise herself as a chain-gang prisoner, a prostitute, a model, a photographer, or really any 1970s TV character staple. Plus, there was that episode where she kicked drugs, admirable.
3. Wonder Woman, stronger the Hercules, more beautiful than Aphrodite, wiser than Athena, umm, detecting a pattern here. Plus, she's a freakin' princess. There's always gotta' be a princess.
4. Yu Shu Lien (from CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON), the ultimate mistress of almost every kind of weapon. She would kick some major ultimate-evil ass. Plus, she's lost love, so you know that would add more depth to our little group of survivors.
5. Aquaman, just in case the ultimate evil tries to attack us using our oceans and waters against us. It is hoped that the Ultimate Showdown will not happen anywhere near here in Phoenix, Arizona, U.S.A., then.
So, who's in your fighting-five circle?
OK, it's the Ultimate Showdown!
It's just you and five of your FICTIONAL friends (human, super-powered, robotic, alien, androidal, past, present, future, etc.) left to fight the final battle against whatever fantastic version of evil is about to end it all.
Whom do you choose to fight alongside? I choose:
1. Jaime Sommers (the original BIONIC WOMAN), a knockout in all senses of the word. Plus, if it's only the 6 of us left, she'll at least have some tech that maybe we could use inside of her.
2. Kelly Garrett (of the original CHARLIE'S ANGELS), for her glam judo skills and her kickass looks and, of course, her ability to quickly disguise herself as a chain-gang prisoner, a prostitute, a model, a photographer, or really any 1970s TV character staple. Plus, there was that episode where she kicked drugs, admirable.
3. Wonder Woman, stronger the Hercules, more beautiful than Aphrodite, wiser than Athena, umm, detecting a pattern here. Plus, she's a freakin' princess. There's always gotta' be a princess.
4. Yu Shu Lien (from CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON), the ultimate mistress of almost every kind of weapon. She would kick some major ultimate-evil ass. Plus, she's lost love, so you know that would add more depth to our little group of survivors.
5. Aquaman, just in case the ultimate evil tries to attack us using our oceans and waters against us. It is hoped that the Ultimate Showdown will not happen anywhere near here in Phoenix, Arizona, U.S.A., then.
So, who's in your fighting-five circle?
Labels: aquaman, batman, bionic woman, crouching tiger, jamie sommers, kelly garrett, ultimate showdown, wonder woman, yu shu lien
posted by Mike @ 8:17 AM
1 Comments:
At April 29, 2010 at 12:55 PM ,
Anonymous said...
My 5 is Lara Croft, Mrs Smith from Mr and Mrs Smith, Sara Wayland from Gone in 60 Seconds, Grendel's Mom from Beowolf, and Franky from the Sky Captain movie. Not sure how much evil-fighting would be going on though. But that's my team.
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