Frosty the Zombie Snowman

A Crooked Carol


Frosty the snowman was a zombie, curs'ed soul
With a cadaver arm and a partial nose
And two eyes from a child he stole.

"Frosty the Snowman" is just a scary tale, they say,
He is made of snow (and some undead growths),
But the children know (after that short heat spike in Nov)
That he came back to life one day.

There must have been black magic in that
Old silk hat they found,
For when they placed it on his head
He began to drag around.

O, Frosty the snowman
Was as undead as he could be,
And the children say he could chew,
Nay, fillet his way right through both you and me.

Chompitty chomp chomp,
Chompitty chomp chomp,
Look at Frosty stop....
Chompitty chomp chomp,
Chompitty chomp chomp,
....All of the helpless cops.

Frosty the snowman knew
The sun was hot that day,
So he screeched, "You best run;
I'm gonna' have some fun
Now before I melt away!"

Down to the village
With a chainsaw in his hand,
Running here and there,
All around the square, saying,
"Catch me if you can!"
He led them down the streets of town,
Right to the one called Main,
And he only paused a moment when
We heard him holler, "Brains!!!"

For Frosty the snowman
Had to scurry on his way,
But he waved goodbye saying,
"You better cry;
I'll be back again some day."

Chompitty chomp chomp,
Chompitty chomp chomp,
Look at Frosty go....
Chompitty chomp chomp,
Chompitty chomp chomp,
Over the melting snow....


("Frosty the Snowman" was written by Steve "Jack" Rollins & Steve Nelson)
(The zombified bits above are courtesy of Michael "Cracked" Adams)